Public Apology

Written by  on March 23, 2015 

Everyone,

Please accept my sincerest regrets. It is with a sad heart that I must say:

I was wrong. And I’M SORRY.

I haven’t been fair to everyone, and I didn’t take everyone else’s opinions into account when I decided to make this drastic change. I should have stuck with what I know works and left it up to public opinion, and most importantly, I should have waited for the Truth to be uttered upon me by someone who is far more in tune with the world than I.

I know your many pleas have fallen on deaf ears, and in this I am wrong. And inexplicably, it turns out, all of you are afraid to tell me the truth, because liars make me happy and stuff. And when I’m happy and stuff things are better- except for those times when they aren’t better.

But, if you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, I think we can move on to bigger and better things. In fact, I know we can, so “let’s roll”!

It just so happens that I’ve been working on some new ideas to improve the situation, so for now, we’ll stick with what we have. “Two birds in the bush..” Am I right? heh heh.

And now, without further ado, my NEW new plan for things to come:

First, there is the tile option. I’m going to start a new poll and try to figure out whether the ice cream cone wallpaper should be tiled vertically, horizontally, or both. A single tile centered on the page might also work for smaller browser windows, but I want to make this work for everyone. And especially for the most important ones of you, but paradoxically, you are all equal so I’m going to try to do both. I think I can photoshop the ice cream cones to alternate between pointing up and pointing down, so the “purists” will be happy that their ice creams don’t fall out of their cones, and the newly reformed generation can gaze at the clouds while enjoying their favorite frozen treats.

B) There will be a survey of the general gaming public to figure out which flavors of ice cream are most suited for wallpaper. There are probably scientific journals or something out there about it, and I haven’t worked nearly hard enough on the wallpaper project, so let’s start there. I should probably just open my ears though because I bet there is someone willing to tell me what everyone else wants me to do with this wallpaper.

And 3, if all else fails, well… I give up. I can just change the wallpaper back to stars I suppose.

Thanks! And let’s hear those opinions, gang!